Meat Drapes Aren't Meat H3

Hash 88 - 90 May 14, 2004

2005-05-14T13:44:00.000-07:00

RRRRRRRRRR - MDAM visit Anarchy H3 for their first Analversary campout, near New Bern NC. Cums4Meat, Rib High and our newest member Cock Tail Wiener arrive to show the AH3 a "meaty" time. Things got off to a slow start, we arrived at the campground to find a group of Boy Scouts on our turf. We had to wait until 6:00 when they left for our debauchery to begin. To bad Poultry In Motion wasn't with us, she would've had a great time "talking" with these boys, but Veal Cutlet might have gotten jealous. As soon as the troops were out, we were able to set up camp and fire up the grill. Us MDAM members were drooling over the wieners & burgers they were cooking up for us. Kegs were flowing, dice were rolling a great time was had by all. Well all except for the guy who couldn't keep his tongue off of other dude's girlfriends, he spent the next couple of hours laying in the sand.

And hopefully I speak for all MDAM - Cock Tail, Welcome to the "folds"

On-Wieners

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Hash 82 - 87 May 6 - 7, 2005

2005-05-06T15:29:00.000-07:00

The original clan was almost reunited. We were short 3 founding members, will we ever be whole again? Gravy Boat, Poultry In Motion, Cums 4 Meat, Salt Pork Titties and Cuntry Style Steak meet in Raeford for the bi-annual Cheap Mexican Hash thrown by CTrH3. Friday night was a blast, we started off at the WORLD'S LARGEST JELLO SHOT, moved onto condom-pudding-shots, to more jello shots, to yucca, to the best ever Apple Pie Shot Station. The weekend was full of meaty fun, including but not limited to the Mexican buffet we were delivered on Saturday. Poultry was caught trying to initiate the youngest member ever, we have agreed to make Mac Puppy an honary member (at least until he's 18) so everyone please welcome VEAL CUTLET into our "folds". There was plenty of drunken debauchery going on, a couple of late nights, hundreds of jello shots, thousands of beers, yager bombs, rum & coke AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

I am sure more happened that I cannot remember LOTS OF BEER + JELLO SHOTS - SLEEP = BAD MEMORY. Feel free to comment on any other events that happened.

ON-Mexican

Hash 76 - 81 April 16, 2005

2005-04-16T12:29:00.000-07:00

C4M, Gravy Boat & Cuntry Style Steak meet the locals for their annual Beer Mile. The object is simple, Run a mile and drink a 6 pack in the fastest time. Gravy Boat was the only one brave enough to tempt this feat. Joining Gravy Boat (using his other name Smoov Operwator) on Team Guinness were IUD, Just NightTrain (later named I'm Gay if you're buying) Dunkin & Eunuch. Gravy did us well by finishing in 9th place. During & After the race it was an all out PUKE FEST. There was no way any of these pukers were going to make their way into MeatDrapedom tonight!

After the race everyone returned home to don their best Red-Dress attire and meet back up with the G-spotters in the afternoon. Trail started on the top of a parking deck and took us through downtown Greensboro. Many beer stops later we returned to the parking deck for circle, then on to Fishers to get a little MEAT in our systems. That night Gravy Boat & Cuntry retired early. C4M was a trooper and joined the rest of the crowd at Warehouse 29, the local gay bar for some hot, TUBE STEAK action.

Hash 73 - 75 April 15, 2005

2005-04-15T12:21:00.000-07:00

MDAM members meet to take down the G-spot in their first Anal Texas Hold-Em Tournament. C4M, Ham Cock & Gravy Boat ante up and get their chips. $5.00 gets them a whopping 16,000 worth of chips. To everyone's surprise Ham Cock & Gravy Boat are knocked out early in the first rounds. And C4M makes it to the final table, ultimately being the last bitch standing. She managed to make it to 4th place! Alas no new Meat Drapes were recruited.

Hash 70-72 March 27, 2005

2005-04-04T08:57:00.000-07:00

Again hungover MDAM hashers show up after an event. Ham Cock, Well Done & C4M were joined by Gravy Boat & Cuntry Style Steak to converge on the Carolina Trash. In usual form the Meat Drapes auto-hash, some of us auto-hashed to O'Charleys to get some MEAT, while the other two just auto-hashed to the beer stops. Circle was where the meat drapes took over, again the MDAM were valiant in naming a hasher. Welcome Sewer Sucker to the list of MDAM named hashers. At circle, Trash was victorious in "marinating" Well Done, I couldn't tell if she was pleased about it or not, she rushed to Eunuch's house to rinse off. After circle the MDAM clan split. Most heading to Eunuch's to watch the un-marination. C4M however stuck it out headed to Fat Daddy's and then on to Sinnerz where many a Bucket-a-Beer was drunk. And I am a firm believer that the only way to get over a 2 day hangover is to make it a 3 day hangover.

On-Marinade

Hash 69-69 March 26, 2005

2005-03-28T09:43:00.000-08:00

Well it was a lovely day for hashing. Another founding MDAM member (Non-Kosher Ham Cock) joined the group bringing Bloody Mary's for breakfast. Trail was set by C4M and a lovely trail it was. It involved water hazards, much shiggy, more swamp hazards, more shiggy, father on trail, tractor on trail, car on trail, auto hashing, and the best, a headless guy with Tangeray on the knee. Non-Kosher Ham cock did not make trail because he was initiating a new members. Let's just say she was Well Done. Her new MDAM name by the way is Well Done. The Meat Drapes in true fashion ran the circle again and much down-downs were done. Rib High in true fashion used her cunning hearing and found Karaoke. Non-Kosher and Salt Pork did their best to try and sing and did alright in their drunkeness or at least we thought we did alright. At the on-after beer-pong and 3-man and drunk-driver seemed to be the most popular of games but alas not at the same time. Again the MDAM's went in piece and someone got a piece. Some quotes from the hash....

"eat me I'm a cheesy poof"
"I could've bought a saturn"
"there's a lot of cock on this camera"
when someone was talking about the new pills to help prevent a hangover "in my day they were called m&m's"

Hash 67-69 March 25, 2005

2005-03-28T09:39:00.000-08:00

Well it was another wonderful MeatDrapes hash. After driving and driving and driving down the dirt road we saw the area and base of the hash. While Cums 4 Meat laid trail back and forth from tents to house Salt Pork only followed part of trail twice as well as Rib High. Cums 4 Meat did show Salt Pork the silly non MDAM fools who tried to take a short cut and got stuck in a field. Zenning is not always the best thing to do. Many down-downs were had for various violations such as being 3-man. THe hash went in piece and Rib High made coffee.

Hash 64-66 March 19, 2005

2005-03-19T07:32:00.000-08:00

SCAF's surprise birthday party. Well it's no SURPRISE that meat drapes showed up to this party. We heard there was going to be FREE beer & FREE food. Cums 4 Meat, Gravy Boat and Cuntry Style Steak ventured out to Greensboro for the festive occasion. It was an awesome party. SCAF admitted that all he wanted for his birthday was to become a Meat Drape member, but somehow we couldn't convince Gravy Boat to take one for the team. Sorry SCAF maybe next year...

Hash 61-63 March 13, 2005

2005-03-13T10:54:00.000-08:00

Once back at the hotel for the early morning fatboy trail
we followed room to room making sure to hit every beer and
liquor check sometimes multiple times. More Jagerbombs were
forced down our throats. Rib High showed everyone up by
drinking more than 30 mugs of beer. We were impressed by
her abilities. Rib High and Cums for Meat did their best
impression of SandraDee. More drunken phone calls were
made. Salt Pork actually refused to put out and bring in a
new member to the MDAM family. While some might think this
against the rules for not putting out on demand it was a
good decision as she was just not good enough to be a Meat
Drape. In other words she scared Salt Pork like you would not
believe. Cums for Meat came to his rescue multiple times,
including the times she did not know about. On a side note
the most amazing part of the weekend was that 3-man was not
played. Salt Pork is shaking from withdrawal, however the
8" long, 2" diameter strap-on he got for Non-Kosher Hamcock
should help.

on-strap-on

Hash 58-60 March 12, 2005

2005-03-12T10:51:00.000-08:00

As the sun arose and after sleep was had the MDAM hashers
put on their green dresses so as to hide amongst the non
MDAM hashers. This made it easier to drink their beer.
Wandering around Savannah the gathered hashers wandered
aimlessly trying to hide their spirits from us but we
persisted and arrived at all the beer checks. Some of us
even did some extra credit stops due to the long distance
we had to walk. Circles were had prematurely at the water
front and Rib High corrupted a 16 year old girl by helping
her out with the lyrics to the today is Monday song. Our
female meat drapes held their own and were amongst the
loveliest present as well as their ability to drink.

On-green

Hash 55-57 March 11, 2005

2005-03-11T10:50:00.000-08:00

Well it was another wonderful MDAM hash in the sunny city
of Savannah. Rib High, Cums for Meat, and Salt Pork Titties
arrived late at Blaines which I must say
had the most beautiful disco ball in the shape of a 10 foot
man with an erection. Many jager bombs were force fed down
the meat drapes throats. Leaving Blaines Rib High's cunning
karaoke hearing came through again and lead us to the
second beer check. Salt Pork found a bachelorette party and
Rib High a microphone. Some interesting girls expressed
their interest in Rib High and Cums for Meat. The hash then
proceeded to a hotel where many drunken phone calls were
made including to our wonderful Non-Kosher Hamcock who
talked to us for an hour. The new, yet unnamed MeatDrapes,
Anal and Earshot, were present and partook in much fun. (Anal & Ear shot's membership is still pending)

On-karaoke

Hash 52-54 Feb 27, 2005

2005-02-27T10:49:00.000-08:00

Another chilly morning but great for a combined
indoor/outdoor trail. Lawn furniture, cans of beer, bungy
cords, and of course bibles were used for marking trail.
The bible was used for multiple switch back trail marks
from balcony to balcony. Non Kosher Ham Cock and Salt Pork
nearly prevented Cums for Meat from completing the trail by
bungy cording her room door shut however she got help from
a non Meat Drapes hasher. The same thing was tried by Salt
Pork to Non Kosher Ham Cock but he was too cunning. Did you
know that bungy cords can break in the middle? and they can
hurt too. It was discovered that wearing shoes while
hashing can be helpful as Cums for Meat fell while trying
to catch the hare of the moment, Non Kosher Ham Cock.

Hash 49-51 Feb 26, 2005

2005-02-26T10:48:00.000-08:00

Ah it was a splendid day for hashing however only four Meat
Drapes were present. Somehow Cuntry Style Steak got lost
and ended up at a mall. The meat drapes ended up on two
different trails. Some took the long trail and Cums for
Meat and Salt Pork ended up auto hashing a trail that was
only maybe 200 feet long. We got lost. It was discovered
that the game of 3-man is very versatile as it can be played
on a table, with big foam dice, in a hallway, in a parking
lot, in circle, from a balcony one floor up from some of
the players, and of course in a bar. Again sleep was lost
by some and Jager bombs were had...again.

Hash 45-48 Feb 25, 2005

2005-02-25T10:47:00.000-08:00

Well it was a Meat Drape paradise as 5 members descended on
the quiet town of Williamsburg. In attendance were Gravy
Boat, Non Kosher Ham Cock, Cuntry Style Steak, Cums for
Meat, and Salt Pork Titties (the other white meat). A great
trail was laid as we followed trail from room to room. Many
great beer checks were laid before us including a
pudding-shot from a condom. Of course Salt Pork decided it
would be a good idea to make him check a traveling check
and was rewarded kindly. In true MDAM fashion Cums for Meat
brought out the dice and a 3-man game was on. Out of no
where Non Kosher Ham Cock brought out some very big foam
dice he had "borrowed" from a childrens school. At some
point in time Jager bombs were had by Slat Pork and Cums
for Meat. This turned out to be a bad idea since hmmm Red
Bull...energy drink...no sleep had by poor Salt Pork
Titties who after only an hour some time in the wee hours
was again looking for a play mate. Gravy Boat and Cuntry
Style Steak disappeared as well as Non Kosher Ham Cock but
of course Cums for Meat and Salt Pork were left to keep
going well into the next morning. Non Kosher Ham Cock and
Salt Pork Titties attempted to recruit new members while
Cums for Meat did with My Name Spelled Backwards in Anal.
It was later decided that penetration will be acceptable
for membership as long as it belongs to a Meat Drape. The
hash ended in piece and yet possibly only Anal got a piece,
of Cums for Meat that is.

Hash 43-45 Feb 12, 2005

2005-02-12T10:46:00.000-08:00

Invasion #2 turned out to be 7H4's anal red dress run. Gravy Boat, Cuntry Style Steak, and Salt Pork Titties all got into there best red dresses so as to fit in and joined into the festivities. Salt Pork showed everyone there why he has the best titties around and seemed to be very
popular. The trail was short but with only 2 beer checks before the end. The first seemed to be in an abandoned building on the second floor where we had many jello shots and Salt Pork got two harriettes wet at the same time. At the second we drank their beer and enjoyed the festivities. I have to admit I have never been to a beer check that
lasted for so long before. Pasties were observed on some wild dancer from Richmond but alas not as good of a dancer as Poultry in Motion. Recruitment was high but alas no new members seemed worthy and therefore were ignored. When the Meat Drapes saw that there was no beer we quickly left to follow trail to the on-in at a holiday inn. This was a great idea for an end. It was unsure of whether Salt Pork Titties missed one of the beer checks or if Gravy Boat and Cuntry Style Steak just got lost and had an impromptu stop. Let me say that a Cheesy Western is a great food for drinking or after drinking. About 1:30 or 2am hashers were dropping and the Meat Drapes decided that it was best to head for a place to crash. As a side note it was discovered by Salt Pork that two hours of sleep is not enough time to sober up. So the best remedy was to start drinking again.

Hash 40-42 Feb 11, 2005

2005-02-11T10:45:00.000-08:00

Gravy Boat, Cuntry Style Steak, and Salt Pork Titties decided to invade Lynchburg. The first hash to get invaded was CVaH3 a little known splinter off of the larger mother hash of 7H4. After being bored trying to follow and barstool to barstool trail it was decided to follow trail to Latufu's for the on-after. Much drinking was done and of course the Meat Drapers prevailed in putting down all the others before passing out themselves. When all possible answer someone else's phone for fun.

Hash 37-39 Feb 6, 2005

2005-02-06T10:44:00.000-08:00

Sir Walter's Super Bowl Party. Cums for Meat, Turkey Jerkme & Hamcock were "moist" at the thought of all the different Chili they were going to sample. Non Kosher Ham Cock showed up late in his leather chaps much to the delight of... well, no-one. He didn't even ride his bike!

Hash 34-36 Feb 5, 2005

2005-02-05T10:43:00.000-08:00

Invasion of G-Spot Mardi Gras Hash. Was Silence uncomfortable? Did anyone ask her? Cums4Meat left with many beads, was she flashing her boobies or her drapes? If you weren't there then you missed out. Addendum... Non Kosher Ham Cock had a very emotional day...

Hash 31-33 Feb 4, 2005

2005-02-04T10:40:00.000-08:00

We take over the Larrikins. Meat Drapes love Mexican food, and Mexican television. Especially when the show features BIG BREASTED women speaking a language you can't understand. Again we fail miserably to recruit Cinco or BBC, maybe next time.

Hash 28-30 Feb 3, 2005

2005-02-03T10:38:00.000-08:00

Meat Drapes invade CTrH3 Thirsty Thursday. Nothing makes a meat drape wet like $1.00 PBR. Quote of the evening "I will not eat or drink anything I have to take the rag out of first". There was one uncomfortable silence, that was while Turkey Jerkme was trying to get his foot out of his mouth.

Hash 19 - 27 Feb 2, 2005

2005-02-02T10:31:00.000-08:00

Flying Saucer, The Red Room & The Hibernian
Pub Crawl...We had two visiting hashers, Cinco De Layo & Blinded By Cause...Neither were interested in becoming M-DAM members (yet). But we did make BBC snort (Like a PIG). Many a Yager-Bombs were drank, including FREE doubles that Cums For Meat talked out of the bartender.

Hash 16 - 18 Feb 1, 2005

2005-02-01T10:29:00.000-08:00

Sidelines, Garner. When there are 25c wings, the meat drapes will cum! May it also be noted that Ribhigh went down early.

Hash 13-15, January 31, 2005

2005-01-31T10:28:00.000-08:00

A to A, Bar Stool Crawl. Oysters were eaten, Beer was drunkin, Hare was Ham Cock. Hounds present included Ribhigh, Cums for Meat, and Turkey Jerkme. There were no uncomfortable silences. Apparently, based on the "found" note, it was "Nice to Meat me"

Innaugural Hash 1-12, January 30, 2005

2005-01-30T09:50:00.000-08:00

And on the eighth day GOD Created meat. This could be the beginning of the end. Eight hung over hashers from the Triangle Analversary show up to the Sir Walter's hash. From the beginning we were in charge. We were the first to arrive, and parked, so we told them where we were and that's where they were going to start. Diddy, made the hare tell her where the beer stop was so they could auto-hash, so we could drink their beer & didn't run trail.

On the way to the beer stop we were so bored that we created the new hash "Meat Drapes Aren't Meat H3". Why Meat Drapes? Well "allegedly" Smoov had been tazed a few weeks earlier and it turned him into a vegan, so Clam told him "Meat drapes aren't meat, you can eat them" We also decided that we all needed new Meat-Drape names, so we renamed ourselves (MDAM is the only hash you can pick your hash name); Poultry in Motion (Whoosh), Not So Kosher Ham Cock (OG), Gravy Boat (Smoov), Salt Pork Titties (NSSB), Turkey Jerkme (IE), Cums4Meat (Diddy), Rib High (Single Wide) & Cuntry Style Steak (Clean Clam). Few other rules we came up with: No Hash Cash (we drink other people's beer), the only way to become a member is to have sex with a member (good thing we are founding members or we may never have become a MDAM), Each hash counts as 3, and there must be 3 members present for the hash to count (but we're not concerned with numbers).

Upon returning to the hash start (we had a long wait SW run ball buster trails) Ham Cock shows us the bible he stole from the Analversary hotel. He asks Rib High which of this don't I believe in "The New Testament" she replies. Ham Cock quickly rips the new testament out and begins looking for a lighter. Cums4Meat thinks this is a bad idea, we're all going to hell. And although the bible burned green, it did keep us warm for a few minutes. Finally the pack shows up, we're all drunk (surprise), but still we mange to keep control of the SW Hash. We named two SW hashers, then hijacked their on-after (HOOTERS ROCKS!). May it also be noted that there were 3 uncomfortable silences.

I think this was the BEST HASH EVER!